“I hope you are doing well” Really?

I can’t count the emails I receive from SEO organisations that begin with “I hope you are doing well”.  Blatant insincerity!  If you thought I was doing well you probably wouldn’t have written to me.  Well, for the information of all SEO promoters, I am doing well!  And, furthermore, any correspondence that begins with that statement is immediately trashed.  For God’s sake, come up with something original!